The Least Bothered Animal on Earth
By Ken Walcheck
Montana Outdoors
Striped Skunk
More than three decades ago, I was bamboozled by some lick-talking cousins into a venture--a snipe hunt-- "guaranteed" to earn me a few dollars and an experience worth remembering.
They drove me down a winding, washboard country road about midnight and then I was strategically placed in a wooded grove with a couple of other "snipers" my cousins had managed to hoodwink. We were instructed to stand by with open burlap bags while the beaters (my cousins) herded the long-billed feathered projectiles toward us and, with luck, into the sacks. Suddenly, something moved. We hunkered down, ready to bag a few snipe.
But instead, before our straining eyes, six striped skunks drifted across the moonlit meadow. With a couple of owls providing background music, the skunks formed a loose circle, noses pointed toward its center. As if on cue, they hopped forward, with their legs rigid and their tails wagging like ostrich plumes, until their noses touched. Then, in chorus-line style, they hopped back, forming the outer circle again. We watched, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, as the skunks performed this strange minuet a half dozen or so times. Simultaneously,, all tails dropped to half mast and they marched in procession, nose to tail, in our direction. We snipers speedily took off for home with empty bags trailing in the wind.
A member of the wide-ranging
weasel family, the striped skunk, Mephitis mephitis, is probably one
of the best known of all North American mammals. Unlike many
other animals, it has adapted well to man's activities. Its present range
extends from central Mexico to the
Northwest Territories in Canada and
encompasses all states in the
continental United States.
A skunk's fearsome armament
consists of two grape-sized glands,
situated on either side of the rectum,
embedded in the muscle. When
contracted, the glands can direct two
streams of fine spray up to 20 feet.
The glands are connected by ducts to
a pair of small nipple-like jets, which
are hidden when the tail is down.
When the glands are compressed,
they can fire two burning bursts
simultaneously or singly, depending
on how precarious the situation is.
The striped carnivore can fire five or
six bursts of the devastating fluid
without reloading.
The vile concoction, known
chemically as butyl mercaptan,
contains a skin-burning sulfide
which can cause temporary blindness
and nausea-even convulsions and
loss of consciousness if a relatively
weak animal is sprayed. Under
favorable conditions, humans can
detect the pungent scent for about a
mile. The odor clings like mustard
gas and it won't scrub, scrape or
launder away with conventional
cleaning products. However, acidic
agents-such as tomato juice or
vinegar-at least bring the smell into
the bearable range.
The skunk's defensive mechanism
has long been feared, as well as
misunderstood. Normally peace
loving, the skunk discharges its acrid
secretion only as a last resort. If
pushed, the furry sharpshooter
lowers its head, stamps its front feet
and sometimes emits a warning growl
or hiss. Warning number two is
more suggestive--the skunk raises
and arches its black and white plume
high above its back. Then if a compromise still can't be reached, it
snaps into a U-shaped position, with
head and rear directed toward the
enemy, and fires one or more
scented missiles.
Despite the skunk's malodorous
reputation, it performs beneficial
deeds such as feeding on agricultural
pests (grasshoppers, potato bugs and
Japanese beetles). In fact, skunks
were such an efficient enemy of the hop grub in New York that legislation was passed to protect
them. The animal's normal diet
includes field mice, vegetation and
insects. On the negative side, skunks
are classified as a major carrier of
the rabies virus to which all warmblooded
animals, including man, are susceptible. This is one reason why
skunks should not be made family
pets: Rabies vaccines do not
immunize skunks against carrying
the disease because the vaccines were
developed for canine antibodies.
Skunks generally live in the
abandoned dens of coyotes, foxes or
other mammals and only
occasionally excavate their own
dens. They also use stumps, rock
piles or refuse heaps and sometimes
even set up housekeeping under a
house or porch. If a skunk scratches
out its own den, the burrow is
usually simple. But one taken over
from another animal may be quite
elaborate, containing from one to
five well-hidden openings that lead
to a system of tunnels and chambers.
The female lines one of the
chambers with leaves and uses it for
a nest.
Skunks begin to breed in late
February or March after emerging
from their dens. Squealing,
growling, cuffing, head-on tackling
and snapping of the jaws accompany
sparring jousts between competing
males. Despite the spirited display of
aggressiveness, there seems to be a
gentleman's agreement among the
combatants and they rarely resort
to chemical warfare. Vigorous
copulations highlight mating sessions
and four to six young are usually
born in early May. Newborn skunks
weigh about one-half ounce.
Although almost naked at birth,
they display the characteristic black
and white color pattern of the adult.
They are fully haired in about 13
days and their eyes open in 17-21days.
The skunk was once heavily trapped, its soft fur cleverly dyed by furriers to imitate that of more valuable furbearers. Reprieve for the striped carnivore came when a law was passed requiring the labeling of fur coats as to identity of the furbearing animal. Needless to say, sales rapidly plummeted and nature's most dreaded marksman once again became the least bothered animal on earth.